255)

Don't go to the circus. It stinks there. Clowns aren't funny anyway.

254)

Kick the extra point. However, when the math works in your favor, go for two.

Suggested Music Interruption:

The Blow Monkeys, "Digging Your Scene"

253)

Stay Positive

252)

Check your blood pressure often. High BP is the silent killer. Keep it within a reasonable count. When it gets too high, it's time to change your diet and exercise habits.

251)

When playing Scrabble, have a dictionary on hand. It will prevent further fights or disagreements.

Go for the double and triple word scores

250)

Accept apologies. It's better that way. It will prevent further fights or disagreements.

249)

Flirt

248)

Try the hookah

Bonus points if you can sit on a mushroom

247)

You don't always have to take things literally

Spaceballs the Movie

246)

If a casino offers free stuff, take it. Spend a night at their hotel. Keep ordering the drinks. Have the breakfast. Get into the dance club. Whatever they offer, take advantage of it because they are going to get you in the long run anyways.

245)

Pay attention to expiration dates

Suggested Music Interruption:

Billy Joel, "We Didn't Start The Fire"

244)

You are not allowed to give yourself a nickname. Let your friends or family give you one.

243)

Never forget guideline #32

Keep up with a tradition

242)

No matter what, never ever forget guideline #53

241)

Sit on the roof from time to time. It's a great view from up there. Be careful on the way up as well as the way down. Throw up some chairs if you need too.

240)

On a piece of paper, rewrite the telephone numbers on your phone. Do it now before it's too late. Batteries are dead before you know it, and you simply can't memorize all those numbers.

239)

Remember which months have 31 days and which have 30

238)

If a foul ball comes your way, make sure to catch it. You may never get another chance at one. Bring a glove if you need to.

237)

Know all the state capitals

236)

Whenever going out to an event, always double check to see if you have the tickets. Triple check if you need to. Don't forget them at home. That would be bad.

235)

Always have plenty of toilet paper on hand

234)

When buying eggs, open the carton first and check them out. Inspect for cracks. Twist them in their slots to see if they stick. If they are loose, then you are good to go.

233)

Visit the California Missions

17 of the 21 still remain

232)

Know the exit you want to take before it's too late. Don't cut off everyone on the highway. Have an idea when you are getting off and move over accordingly. If you cannot manage this safely, then wait until the next exit.

231)

Don't forget to set the alarm

Suggested Music Interruption:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, "Breaking the Girl"

230)

Attend pub trivia. Bring a few friends and have a few pints. Come up with a good team name. Who knows, you might win every once in a while.

229)

Learn how to bunt. Put the bat out in front, keep it level, meet the ball, and don't hit it back to the pitcher. Sacrifice yourself and move up the runner. It can make a huge difference in the game.

228)

Never say die

227)

Quote from movies. Sometimes the line is better than anything you can say yourself.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

226)

Keep the fingernails and toenails trimmed. This applies to both the male and female. No one likes really really long nails, so keep it clean people.

Suggested Music Interruption:

The Who, "Magic Bus"

225)

If you don't have trust, then you don't have anything. This specifically applies to friendships, relationships and your family.

224)

Live in a place where you can enjoy the view

223)

Occasionally, wear a hat. This sometimes applies with #41 as well.

222)

Attempt a pub crawl. Put a little thought and organization into it. Watch out that you don't get kicked off the train though.

221)

Watch game shows. Some are better than others. Here are a few that should not be missed.

220)

Have a sense of humor

219)

Time heals all wounds

Suggested Music Interruption:

Soho, "Hippychick"

218)

Build a beeramid. Whenever possible, make one in front of your RA's door.

Go with the cheap stuff.