214)

When you are drunk, put away the phone. If you feel like drunk dialing someone, don't do it. Better yet, have a good friend take your phone away until the next day.

213)

Stay away from these guys

212)

Play more board games. Gather the gang together for a night of fun.

211)

Practice Peace

210)

Cheesecake

209)

Visit friends in far away places

208)

Turn off the tv when you go to bed at night. The television screen has a certain shelf life so why waste it when you are asleep. Besides, by turning it off you are saving energy as well, and that's a good thing.

Suggested Music Interruption:

INXS, "Suicide Blonde"

207)

Always have enough money on hand for the toll. You never want to come to a pay area and not have cash on you. Keep some spare change handy in the car for such an occasion.

206)

Make friends with cheerleaders

It helps to sit courtside

205)

Put the shopping carts away in their proper spots in the parking lot. Seriously, take the thirty seconds to walk the fifty feet over to where they are stored. Don't leave carts around the lot where someone can hit them with their car.

204)

Find a great spot for a hammock

203)

Purchase a car that was made on a Wednesday. Statistically, for some reason, cars made on that day are better than those made on any other day.

Lemons

202)

Own a can opener. You'd hate to have a bunch of cans lying around that you can't open.

201)

Watch out for number one, but don't step in number two

Suggested Music Interruption:

Stevie Wonder, "Boogie On Reggae Woman"

200)

Finish the race. Sometimes it doesn't matter who comes in first. The most important thing is that you tried. Do whatever it takes to finish what you start.

199)

Throw strikes. Good things happen when you keep the ball close to the plate. Just mix up your pitches and your locations.

198)

Wear your seat belt

197)

Try to stay calm in an argument. Keep your voice down and stay within yourself. Nothing good happens when either of the participants erupt into shouting.