Guidelines To Get Through Life: 2010

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When the ultimate outcome for guideline 1 is met, it's time to shut down the blog for a while

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Always implement beer into your sporting events. This works best with golf, bowling, shooting, billiards, horse shoes, ping pong, relay races, kayaking, and hoops. Bring lots of friends.

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Every so often, use the old noggin. Put away the calculator, or the phone, or the computer and try to do math the long way. It will keep things fresh in your head.

Minus two plus two, fill the hole

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Drink plenty of fluids

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Check out the fireworks. Sit and watch the show. Be careful not to use your own. It's probably illegal anyways. Your hands and face will thank you for it.

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Unless this sign applies to you, don't park here. Don't be that guy. Furthermore, don't get a placard for one if you don't really need it.

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Use momentum to your advantage

Suggested Music Interruption:

Arrested Development, "Tennessee"

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Have spare napkins in your car. Keep them in a place where they are easy to get to. They will come in handy from time to time.

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Mix in a salad. Try to cut down on all the grease and salts and fatty foods. Your body will thank you for it.

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Don't forget about guideline # 11

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Open up the atlas and travel. Don't plan it out, just let things happen, and see where the car takes you. Let spontaneity be your guide.

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Take a cruise on a bike every so often

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Hold on to the railing when using the stairs. You won't trip and fall as much.

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Show your colors

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Bring back the station wagon. The minivan has held the title for the last two decades. It's the wagon's turn again. Pile the family in and get out there.