104)

Always carry chains when heading up to the mountains. The weather could change at any time. At $60 a pop, you don't want to buy another set if you don't have to.

103)

When bowling, aim for the headpin

102)

Sometimes, be the guy on the couch. It's ok to bum around on your friend's couch for a while. No rent, no responsibilities, no problems. Don't overstay your visit. Try to move on to a different couch every few days.

Suggested Music Interruption:

Barenaked Ladies, "One Week"

101)

Take a ride along California Highway 101. There are many things to see. From Los Angeles to the Oregon border, 101 winds through various urban and rural areas. It passes by mountains, valleys, coastlines and crosses over a certain, somewhat famous bridge.

100)

Watch all the Bond movies. Some are way better than others, but they are entertaining just the same. Check out the cool gadgets and good looking cars. Take notes on how easily he picks up women.

It's ok to be pimp.

99)

In giving the Best Man speech... Be confident, be funny, be sentimental. Don't be something that you're not. Just have poise, project your voice, and don't embarrass the groom too much. Include many people in your dialogue and you have a recipe for success. If that still doesn't help, simply drink a lot of booze beforehand and you'll do just fine.

98)

Know the difference between Monet and Manet

97)

Go big on New Years

Or don't

96)

Whenever there is an eclipse, make sure to check it out. They are pretty rare, so catch a glimpse whenever possible. You can stare directly at a lunar one, but don't stare at a solar one.

Suggested Music Interruption:

Led Zeppelin, "Kashmir"

95)

Don't take things out of context
Fuzzy at the Masters

94)

Remember the year you graduated from high school. You don't need to remember anything else from that time if you don't want to. Just make sure you remember the year. Go Vikings!

"Out the door in '94"

93)

Cover your mouth when you sneeze. This goes for coughing too, and yawning. Basically anything coming out of your mouth that isn't words need to be blocked.

92)

Pet your cat more

91)

Fly a kite

90)

Try not to get fired from a job

89)

Go to your local art and wine festivals. Don't buy anything you really don't need though.

88)

During the summer, visit a few minor league parks. The price is a great deal and you'll be supporting future all stars. Besides, it's still baseball.

Suggested Music Interruption:

Green Day, "When I Come Around"

87)

Take in a show. See a play, see a band, see a reading, see a comedy routine.

86)

People watch. Take the time to just sit and stare at the human race. You'd be amazed at some of the bizarre, funny or absurd things people do. Take notes, take pictures, take it all in. You might improve upon something.

85)

Go on a scavenger hunt

84)

Go to the racetrack. Ain't nothing like $1 beers and $1 hot dogs. Always bet on Baze and stay for the musical entertainment. Remember, the one that poops first doesn't necessarily win.

R.I.P. old friend

83)

See your family on Thanksgiving. It's all right if you pass on sweet potatoes or squash. If you absolutely can't make it, let them know beforehand. However, still give them a courtesy call that day.

82)

Don't add salt to your meals. There's probably enough in there already.

Thanks guys

Suggested Music Interruption:

Cypress Hill, "Insane in the Brain"

81)

Own a plunger

80)

If the price is 25 cents, bring a bag of quarters

79)

It's never a question of why, it's always a question of why not. This kinda goes hand in hand with #78 for a few reasons.

78)

Go to your reunion. You'll have three times as much fun as you think. Bring a camera.

77)

Flip your mattress every month. That way it won't develop valleys or peaks.

76)

Remember your forefathers

75)

In regards to candles on your birthday cake... The equivalent of candle to age ratio stops at 30. Anything 31 and above gets too ridiculous.

74)

Refrain from shooting animals

73)

If you walk into a bar and there's either sawdust or peanut shells all over the floor, chances are you're going to have a good time. Try the same place again on a random Tuesday, and if you have as much fun as the first time, you've just found a cool spot. Extra points if the bartender has more tattoos than you.

72)

Visit a few National Parks