263)

Bring back the station wagon. The minivan has held the title for the last two decades. It's the wagon's turn again. Pile the family in and get out there.

262)

Make someones day today

Suggested Music Interruption:

Beck, "Loser"

261)

Go easy on St. Patrick's Day

Remember it's a three leaf clover, not four

260)

Keep your hands, arms, legs and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

Enjoy the ride

259)

Don't be a wine snob. Don't pretend you know what you are talking about. Drink what you like, and let others drink what they like.

258)

Keep the chainsaw oiled. Don't let your tools and machines go to waste because they are not taken care of properly.

257)

During Lent, remember to not eat meat on a Friday, but it's ok to eat fish.

256)

Go Team