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Back up your hard drive. You don't want to lose those important files. You don't want to lose those pictures. Make sure to have an extra hard drive to make copies of everything you want saved.
161)
Don't smoke. You can throw in a lipper, or have a stogie every once in a while. However, for the most part, keep the gums and lungs happy.
160)
Never trust the weatherman. It's pretty basic, if it's cold out wear a coat. If it's hot out, wear shorts. If it's raining, bring an umbrella. If it's sunny, bring sunglasses.
159)
If the phone rings more than four times, chances are the person isn't there or simply doesn't want to talk to you
158)
Clean out your inbox. Get rid of old mail. Better yet, respond to your mail as quickly as you can.
156)
House sit for a friend. If asked to watch someone's place, do it. Take the opportunity to chill out at someone else's pad for a little while, but make sure to remember to leave a gift or two for their return.
153)
Clean out the fridge. Throw away the old salad dressing. Toss out the unused vegetables. Get rid of the things hidden in the back.
152)
Try something adventurous every once in a while. Bring your friends, a comb, some spare change and plenty of good stories. Avoid bullies, junkyard dogs and leeches.
Have a really good time
Have a really good time
151)
Never drink anything higher than 151 proof. That means the alcohol content is 75.5%. Basically anything with a higher percentage is considered rubbing alcohol. Just be careful. See guideline #34.
150)
If you lose a bet, pay it off as soon as you can. You never want to owe money to your friends or to a bookie.
148)
Take your sunglasses off when you're indoors. Unless you just had eye surgery, there is no reason to wear sunglasses inside. Take them off.
144)
Know significant numbers. For example, a gross is 144, a pint is 16 ounces, a mile is 5,280 feet, the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, etc.
143)
Learn many card games. Suggested games include spades, cribbage, pyramid, rummy, @$$hole, and kings in the corner.
142)
Double check that you have enough batteries and candles in your home. Don't take power for granted. Make sure you have a flashlight and plenty of matches. You don't want to be left in the dark.
139)
Practice your beer pong skills. It will come in handy someday. And another thing, beer pong is played with a ping pong table and ping pong paddles.
136)
Always keep your eye on the ball. No matter what sport you are playing, it helps to see the ball at all times. Legends don't happen by accident.
132)
Whenever possible, walk to your destination. Also, whenever possible, take public transportation. If that still cannot get you from point A to point B then simply stay at home.
129)
Learn a few constellations. Try to stargaze more. Pick out a few favorites and follow them throughout the year. Watch out for black holes though.
127)
Never carry a knife longer than two inches in your pocket. Anything larger than that and you're asking for trouble. It's better to just walk away.
125)
When attacked by either an alligator or a crocodile, run away in a zig-zag pattern. Since these animals have very small arms and legs, they in turn have very poor lateral movement. They also tire rather quicky, but keep running anyways.
Alligator
Crocodile
Alligator
Crocodile
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Own a fire pit. Fill the bottom with river rocks and have wood on hand. You can toss anything you want into the fire after that. There is nothing like sitting around a fire pit with a bunch of friends telling stories.
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